Go Figure...

On an entirely different note here is another reason why women are effin' nuts sometimes. This girl I work with asked me to come over this Saturday to help with moving her washer and dryer out of her old house to her new apartment. This is the same gal that when I brought her back bagels from NYC (which she asked for) sat in her car waiting outside of my place for them when I invited her in and "wasn't comfortable" with coming in. Well now she has the testicular fortitude to ask me if I can come over and move a washer and dryer. I've never seen that go down as a one man job even when they have an industrial handtruck or cart. "Come on I'll buy you a few beers..." Which leads me to this...

Why do women think because I am a physically superior human being that they have the right to ask a man to come over an move some real heavy sh*t for beers? Why because thats men's work? Aren't you currently dating someone? A move of that capacity you need to be asking someone you've known longer than a few months and were "too scared" to come into my house solo to get an effin 1/2 dozen bagels that I kindly brought from NYC for you? I mean we've had to at least got down a few times for such a request or played your cards better. I mean do you think a man would ever think about the following proposition?

"Hey I got some dusting, dishes, and other domestic work I need some help with. How about I'll make you a few cosmos and you can come over and dust the crib for me?"

I mean as a dude you could ask your current f*ck buddy/long term girl friend/wife/female neighbor that question and faster you can say "Independent Woman", and you'd be shut down faster who knows what... So next time a girl who's not putting out, or is not your significant other, or even a good friend asks you to do some "guy sh*t" that involves manual labor, killing vermin intruders, or walking down dark alleys ahead of them for minimal pay, respond with asking them to do some "women's work" for the same stupid minor pittance...