Ass-HOOOOOLE!

I apologize for breaking my weekly pattern but I’ve been swamped on the corporate plantation, been trying to get laundry done for the last two weeks and been just so generally lazy that I’ve been eating Top Ramen out the pack and dipping them in a cup of hot broth water. I didn’t know extreme shiftlessness was part of Spring Fever… I thought the weather was supposed to get me up and moving again, but its only been moving me from the bed to the La-Z-Boy to the couch. Go figure. If it wasn’t for work and satisfying my Olde English habit I’d be a permanent shut in. I’m really starting to become that weirdo guy who lives by himself that Bill Burr so eloquently joked about (Is that pesto?). I mean yeah I answer the door in boxers and a doo-rag… Stretched out wifebeaters got me having nipple wardrobe malfunctions like Janet on Super Bowl Sunday. Maybe I’ll just start taking control of my life like Kevin Spacey in “American Beauty”, clean out the garage, find a few old dusty dumbbells, toke up and work out. Speaking of I want to give a shout out to my latest import/export connect (no not VanDelay Industries), homegrown in the USA! But I digress…

I was gonna make this an angry entry about the growing gas prices, or the obvious racism that exists in the witch hunt of Barry Bonds but these retread stories have already been hashed over a million times in the standard press so why bother. I would like to give a shout out to my favorite head of state in the Western Hemisphere Hugo Chavez! Hugo, you’ve been watching “Spook” a few too many times perrito! I LOVE IT! I’m still waiting for my link to DL Mobb Deep’s new album (hop to it Shiggs!!!), besides my loathing of Loose Change and Minstrel Unit, I will further refuse to financially support this album because Washing Machine P is lusting after his new affiliation like a virgin on prom night. (Did I mention I hate that big toothed nacka? More on that when the time is right.)

Shout out to Los Mets, I’m glad that Willie Ran got them cats movin’! Thanks you to the sports gods for lacing me after Temple going 0-11, the Jets 4-12, and the Knicks… THE KNICKS!!! I can’t even say it… So I’ll just ride out with the kids from Queens and lets keep this momentum going…

Aight party people. I gotta hook up my TiVO/DVR box. Now I can watch “Lil Kim: Countdown to Lockdown” on my time! TV will never be the same…

Mighty Drewpreme 2006...

Shouts to my MH Constortium who are constantly doing it in a major way...